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PSA – The PATRIOT Act and Citizen’s Arrest

Friday, March 4th, 2011

Did you know that the PATRIOT Act gives ordinary citizens significant powers of law enforcement? Marcus tells you all about it in this public service ...

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Citizen’s Arrest! – Ep. 7 “Family Freud”

Monday, February 7th, 2011

Citizen-Cops Marcus and Josh undergo their mandatory psychological evaluation. But will Josh be able to save Marcus from the deep horrors of his own mind?

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“Lady Tips” – Taking the Initiative (CA BLOG)

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

In this “mobile edition” of Lady Tips, Marcus breaks into a girl’s apartment to tell her he wants her. Apparently, the feeling isn’t mutual.

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“Lady Tips” – Pets (CA BLOG)

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Marcus discusses what kind of pet will get you the most attention from the ladies.

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“You Suck, I Don’t” – Buying a Car

Monday, January 3rd, 2011

You suck AND you need a car? Well, you’re in luck because that’s exactly what Josh is talking about this week!

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Citizen’s Arrest! – Ep 5. “On the Internet,
No One Knows You’re a Cop”

Thursday, December 30th, 2010

When Marcus and Josh discover an randomizing video chat website, they resolve to bring justice to the internet by any means necessary…

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“Lady Tips” – How (Not?) To Get Pregnant (CA BLOG)

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

On this week’s Lady Tips , Marcus discusses his theories on what causes women to become “preggers” so that you can avoid being around terrifying ...

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Citizen’s Arrest! – Ep. 1 “Taking Out The Trash”

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

When petty criminal offenders fall through the cracks of the system, self-appointed citizen-police Marcus and Josh take the law into their own hands. Follow the ...

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Citizen’s Arrest! – Ep. 2 “All’s Fair in Law and War”

Friday, December 17th, 2010

Marcus has fallen hard for the girlfriend of “a littering punk”, but will Josh be able to prevent his brother from making the worst mistake ...

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Lady Tips – Get some STDs (CA BLOG)

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Marcus gives men tips on how to attract the lady-folk. This week’s advice: Get some STDs.

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